If you are reading this, you might be expecting me to say something special about this blog. I am also sure many other bloggers have attempted this kind of witty opening. Well, I am not going to give you the pleasure of enjoying that. Instead, here is a picture of Darth Vader holding a pony:
If you have gotten this far, I applaud you. You select few are now going to find out what this genius blog will be about. If you haven’t already guessed from my clever blog title, “Reed in Bed” follows me and the stuff that I do behind close doors. Every week, I will write an article about my adventures, and occasionally my misadventures. My life is not all about sex, in fact I will be sharing quite a bit of what’s outside my bedroom. Some of my stories are funny and some of them are sad. Some of my experiences are gross and some of them… um… I will save those stories for my next tantalizing piece of media.
Yes, there is more. This blog is a spring board for next big project, writing a full blown novel. However, anyone can sit down, write a book, and give it to their friends and family. I have bigger plans. I want to sell my novel to complete strangers. In order to do this successfully, I need to start a fan base. This is where you, the reader, fit in. These blog posts will just be appetizers to the bountiful feast that is to come. Until the main course is out, you will be living vicariously through me as I guide you through the highs and lows of sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll. Enjoy.
Next Time: The Vampire Bridesmaid.
